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Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Lawn Wranglers, that is, REAL Lawn Wranglers.  This site is awesome. My name is Pete and I can't stop thinking about Lawn Wranglers. These people are fucked up, and by fucked up, I mean totally sweet. If you want to actually WRANGLE, go here. If you're down with the WRANGLERS T-SHIRT DESIGN RODEO CREW go here. Otherwise, check this action out!

Facts:

1.    Lawn Wranglers are mammals.

2.    Lawn Wranglers wear jumpsuits ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the Lawn Wrangler is to flip out and give people fruit!

Weapons and gear:

Oranges                                       Honeydew   

Strawberries

Bananas               Granny Smith Apples    

Pineapple               Peaches    

Watermellon

Testimonial:

Lawn Wranglers will roll up on you and give you fruit ALL the time and won't even think twice about it.  These people are so crazy and awesome they wear yellow jumpsuits ALL the time.  I heard that there was this Raver who was eating at a diner and some dude dropped a spoon so the Lawn Wranglers busted in, started dancing, and gave oranges to the whole town. My friends Mike Nimzo and Bimba said that they saw this Wrangler totally dislocate his shoulder because he felt the music in his heart so much that he pumped his fist so hard that his arm popped right out of its socket!

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's AWESOME is that it's true! If you don't believe that Lawn wranglers have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they'll roll up on you and give you a choice between peaches and honeydew, or maybe between apples and bananas. It's an easy choice, if you ask me!

I'm sick of this font!

Lawn Wranglers are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe the crazy shit they pull sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. The Wranglers are totally awesome and that's a fact. Wranglers are heady, smooth, cool, funky, powerful, stealthy, and will TOTALLY dub you into reverse world if you don't watch it. I can't wait to start listening to Otaku Soundsystem DJs and Serious Lee next year. I love Lawn Wranglers with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with Lawn Wranglers?

A: Lawn Wranglers are the ultimate paradox because on the one hand they give you fruit but on the other hand they totally look like rodeo clowns.

Q: I heard that Lawn Wranglers are always pumping their fists and going "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!" and dislocating their shoulders and shit .  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that's a problem is a total liar. Lawn Wranglers are SOOOOOOOOO sweet that they get totally psyched, flip out, and give you a brain shocking so heady that it'll make your eyes bleed. IT'S A FACT!

Q: What do Lawn Wranglers do when they aren't flipping out, wearing jumpsuits, and giving out fruit?

A: Most of their free time is spent listening to a wide selection of dub music, ranging from modern dub to roots dub.

Here's Mike Nimzo getting ready to Wrangle (or ready for bed)!!!